David Nard

I wish horrible things upon your head.

I am so SICK of slipping and sliding and flailing and falling every time I go for a run because some inconsiderate fool can’t take 5 minutes to shovel his/her sidewalk. There is no excuses. None. Zero. I don’t care if you’re 80 years old. Hire someone to shovel it.

IT’S A PITTSBURGH LAW. FOLLOW IT.

I’ve decided that, from now on, every house I run back that hasn’t shoveled is going to get their picture taken. And I’m going to mail that photo the the Pittsburgh Police to demonstrate their lack of compliance with the laws of our city.

Not to mention the next time I fall and hurt myself I am suing the everlasting shit out of the homeowner.